virginityonhigh:

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do
don’t talk shit if ya lips chapped

troywagner:

Tim is really good at this new musical instrument.

handjob:

S A M E

handjob:

S A M E

celibacy:

Have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?

fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111