Too much red cordial

following-rons-butterflies:

quasichaotic:

no matter how awful my writing may be

it’s still better than 50 Shades of Grey

how the fuck was this published

(via mollyiswideawake)

neopiacentral:

I think I deserve fairly odd parents

(via hit-an-alltimelow)

(via sleepthroughthealarm)

thorki-hiddlesworth:

another rousing game of ‘were you in my brother or was my brother in you?’

(via mollyiswideawake)

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(via sleepthroughthealarm)

(via meladoodle)

(via no-youre-on-drugs)

majortvjunkie:

buttlicked:

There are tears coming from my eyes

fashion

urbancatfitters:

well i thought about doing my homework and it’s the thought that counts

(via orgasm)

stay-ocean-minded:

stay-ocean-minded:

what orbits uranus?

assteroids

(via orgasm)