bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

iamhiddlebatched:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

Don’t dead open inside

iamhiddlebatched:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

Don’t dead open inside

Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not

dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

ashypussy:

stop unfollowing me you’re making me fat